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January 14, 2006

David Cross letter

David Cross goes off

If you can read this letter to yourself in his voice in your head, it's pretty damn funny....

SO, I went and got your book, "Gitting-R-Donned", and excitedly skimmed past the joke about that one time you farted and something farty happened, on past the thing about the fat girl who farted and finally found it, . Well, needless to say I farted. I farted up a fartstorm right there in the Flyin' J Travel Center. I fartingly bought the book and took it home with an excitement I haven't experienced since I got Bertha Chudfarter's Grandma drunk and she took her teeth out and blew me as I was finger banging her while wearing a Jesus sock puppet in the back of the boiler room at The Church of the Redeemer off I-20 (I don't care who you are, that's funny.)

Posted by raji at January 14, 2006 2:36 AM

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We finally agree on something. That is pretty damn funny!

Posted by: Anthony at January 14, 2006 4:21 PM

I like the new format. Easier to read. Nice job, resigning Zambrano.

Posted by: Anthony at January 17, 2006 8:56 PM

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