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February 13, 2006

Dick being Dick


Dick Cheney shot somebody in the face Saturday (they covered it up until now, because that's all these people know how to do at this point)

wait

Dick shot a TEXAS REPUBLICAN (who are pretty much despicable enough on their own) in the face.

wait


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Poetic Justice anyone? Why couldn't it have been Scalia?


Posted by raji at February 13, 2006 3:47 AM

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One wishes that there was a really great story-behind-the-story about one man sleeping with another man's wife. But Cheney's just a dumbass and that's the real story. Note how they blame the guy that got shot in the reporting...

Posted by: downfall at February 15, 2006 1:25 PM

I guess the irony of the #1 chicken-hawk-in-chief, the single biggest champion of the Iraq Disaster, being "mortified" by shooting his buddy in the face with bird shot on a private hunting ranch, while sending thousands of Americans and tens of thousands of Iraqis to die in a war he lied us into, is lost on most Americans. In all seriousness, it's disgusting on way too many levels to elaborate upon here.

Oh - he was drinking beer that day. He said "one beer", but these guys never really knew how to tell the truth, so I'm thinking, 4 beers plus heart meds = bad shot.

Either way, I wouldn't be surprised if he falls on his sword and resigns before midterm elections. Motherfucker's going to Hell shortly thereafter. And like, the south side of Hell.

Posted by: raji at February 16, 2006 2:27 AM

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